Name: Dr. Divorce

Height: 4' 11"

Weight: 200 lbs.

Background: A child born into an unhappy marriage and, consequently, many divorce proceedings, Dr. Divorce learned to hate the institution of marriage.  Achieving adulthood, he uses any and all means to disrupt and destroy all those wed in happy matrimony.

Turn-ons: Barry Manilow and bickering spouses

Turn-offs:  Those sickly, sweet couples you see strolling through the park


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